Massive Assault of Content, as a verbal attack.

Noun/verb, depending on usage.

To attack one verbally with a massive assault of content that is impossibly detailed and long, with little to no provocation initiating the attack and a varying degree of relation to the initial prompt, if any. The attack will range from rambling to erudite, depending on conditions. It finds its origins in Olde English, of the carpet-bagger era, which was a system of puppet-government set up to govern colonies in the late nineteenth century. Nearly identical to at least 2 definitions of the term Matt Damon

"Brah, that definition was such a MAC-Attack"

MAC-Attack by Mr. Notberry February 15, 2010

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Unblockable Attack

A un-blockable attack which involves the attacker to jump at the innocent unsuspecting victim and throwing out both his arms and a foot. Providing 3x the lethal capacity of a regular blockable attack. Known to be illegal in 46 states.

He stopped the kick from the un-blockable attack but both fists proved to be a unblockable attack.

Unblockable Attack by mean bean April 14, 2010

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textually attractive

derived from being "sexually attractive"; being TEXTUALLY ATTRACTIVE is when you or the person you are texting is so absolutely, positively enjoyable to text! You just wanna keep gettin' those messages over and over again ;D

OMG I got Lena's number!

For reals? So I hear you guys started talking...

Yeah! She is so textually attractive; she replies in a matter of seconds and just keeps the conversation flowing :D

textually attractive by misses_camat May 16, 2010

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