Rear View Mirror Poop 

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

Rear View Mirror Poop by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008

finger poop 

Found under finger nails after wiping;
Usually wiping after wetting the paper in the sink;
foul smell on the fingers or under the finger nails;
smell of poop even after washing your hands

Man, I took a massive dump, and even after I washed, I still got the finger poop goin' on... smell.

finger poop by pwrlftr12000 August 2, 2006

Youtube Poop 

Editing of cartoons to make it be random and funny. Spongebob and King of the Hill appear to be pooped the most. Luigi and Mario are the mascots.

1. lets watch some poop!
2. YouTubeDOTcom/watch?v=3MnrAw8Icfs
3. wow only on Youtube Poop

Youtube Poop by SnoBandit February 28, 2011

Youtube Poop 

A collection of bizzare videos mixed with random s*** such as slow motion and repeating frames.

"Yo, check out this Youtube Poop"
Youtube Poop:"I love you, I l-l-l-l-l-ove you love y-y-y-y-y-ou"

Youtube Poop by pwnage.exe August 19, 2009

I eat poop 69 

A random retard that's obsessed with urban dictionary and hates pokimane lol

I eat poop 69 is an urban dictionary user that hates pokimane and is very active

I eat poop 69 by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

Snap, Crackle, Poop 

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...

"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."

Snap, Crackle, Poop by Del Rio WI October 16, 2008

ghost poop 

Where you need to go to the bathroom so bad thAT THat you could die. You sit on the toilet and.......

1........the poop disapears
2........you think your pooping then go to flush the toilet and nothings there.
3........ you had a misterious ghost poop
4........or your butt hole is just cloged

ghost poop by AUSMOSES February 28, 2009