Holly shit

When you are typing “holy shit” and auto corrects to a girl in your text thread

“Holly shit you woman”

by Psugirl92 March 14, 2018

Shit the bag

To majorly fuck up something of consequence.

We really shit the bag on our quarterly sales numbers.

by Stogie1957 July 29, 2011

Shit Twinkies

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra

today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.

by sundontshine June 20, 2011

shit globber

when you take a shit and it comes to life due to radioactive waste in your bum bum

last night kenny was killed by his own shit globber

by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

Dip Shit

dipshit:someone that is absolutely stupid and says tje stupidest things.

exp.
becky:when is spring break?
mia:omg! ure a dipshit

what my dad calls me

by becky February 26, 2005

shit bloke

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"

Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"

by Timmey'O'Tewl February 2, 2004

Clown Shit

noun. The work product that necessarily results from three months of alcohol-laden procrastination, followed by 96 hours of unremitting inscription. While exceedingly colorful and lengthy, it is nonetheless composed purely of fecal matter.

After pining away for 4 miserable days in the library, Josh was able to turn in 50 pages of clown shit.

by JBWalkWalk July 25, 2008