Meat Item

A person who has little to no real value rather than being "the real deal" they are a substitute ie instead of being meat they are known as a meat item

did you see the guy Emma is dating? he's a real 'Meat Item'

by Own_thing May 25, 2017

Meat Flinch

When something is so good it makes your penis flinch.

Those chocolate strawberries made my toes curl and the cookies were so good they made my meat flinch.

Bro that movie was so fire, shit had my meat flinching

by Flextavious February 17, 2023

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Meat Chewing

When someone is fanned out or coming for you when they don’t need to in order to be nosy.

Why are you checking my messages you meat chewing dawg”.

by DSmooth November 11, 2020

bead meat

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.

Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.

by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017

Day dreamer meat beater

An insult used by 10th graders dating 7th graders trying to defend how disgusting they are

“I’m dating a 7th grader, and this guy knows how wrong it is, He’s a day dreamer meat beater”

by anonymous March 31, 2023

meat wacking

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.

Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.

by Money Green May 25, 2016