Pop job

When a girl takes pop rocks puts them in her mouth and gives you a blow job

Bro my student asked me to change her grade I said no so she grabs pop rocks and gives me a pop job

by Hfjdjdjdkx June 6, 2018

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piss job

When a man pees a stream onto a woman's clit.

Doctor: So have you had any strange activities that may have caused this uti? Not peeing after sex?
Woman: Well I did let a man give me a piss job... Maybe that was it.

by slimeunicorn69 July 11, 2025

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Hoodie Job

A "Hoodie Job" or "Hoodie" is when the hood of the clitoris is used to stimulate her clitoris for sexual pleasure.

A) She got off on the hoodie I give her.
B) We are just getting to know each other so I just give her a hoodie job - she loved it.
C) She was so horny - she gave herself a hoodie while I fucking her.

by T. Nelson, USAF May 12, 2014

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solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023

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Ant Job

A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50

Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.

by Narz August 7, 2010

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