the flashlight of god 

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

the flashlight of god by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

Acts of God

A manifestation especially of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control.

Seth: Died instantly?
Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
Seth: Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?

Acts of God by Geckoi July 1, 2009

The Cow God 

the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.

also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.

"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"

The Cow God by turbobaby March 12, 2010

Law is God

A saying that some people have that is a sarcastic remark against cops,lawers and judges etc. because such people value law over any outside morality,emotions such as love etc.

Man1: That cop arrested him for having sex with a teen.
Man 2: Yeah, law is God!

Law is God by The Fury 13 December 8, 2010

Double Anvil God 

When the anvil god (www.transformice.com) on Map 62 or it's nightmode counterpart spawns itself again, randomly. (Sometimes due to lag.)

Mouse 1: Double.
Mouse 2: OH SHIT
Mouse 3: DOUBLE ANVIL GOD ALL ACROSS THE SKY

Double Anvil God by Harumagedon December 18, 2010

guitar hero god 

more commonly reffered to as "kristen" or a person that is extremely good at the game "guitar hero.

boy that guitar hero god is sure rocking this place up with her amazing skills.

guitar hero god by K Pi May 29, 2011

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

The Net God by billymays69 October 13, 2011