Brown dabber 

When u have to poop so bad that a little comes out on your underwear

I tried to hold my poop but a brown dabber happened

Brown dabber by Jonniecam August 4, 2016

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate 

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate by psofrn November 8, 2012

brownbacking

(1) Fucking yourself with your own legislation.

(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.

Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

Sentence (1): I, Kansas governor Brownback, want to ban gay marriage unconstitutionally inviolation of federal law and instead follow the law of the bible, but dagdanbit, I done gone brownbacking myself by passing Amendment 1 "Sharia law" banning our state from following foreign law.

Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

brownbacking by Chumbux February 11, 2015

Brody Wagner

Brody Wagner is the name of an ancient king who rode on top of two rhinos well going into battle. He is known to be the creator of fire and coined the phrase Rashashandai and Rondo Jonzo.

"Man this camp fire is so warm" the man said. "Well you can think Brody Wagner for that" the woman replied.

Brody Wagner by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

Browannabe 

Browannabe: Defined simply as the anti-poon. A browannabe does not reel in broads as a true bro does. Browannabes can often be found pretending to give true bros nut shots, the drunk guy that "had like 50 beers bro" when in actuality there are only 3 empties chilling in the sink, this entire definition can be summed up as a complete chode.

That browannabe hasn't seen a pair of tits since Moby Dick was a minnow!

Browannabe by LAXBRO69 July 21, 2010

Brodition 

Having tradition between a tight group of "bros." Preferably on Friday nights. Obviously no women allowed.

"Whether we get blitzed tonight or not guys, nothing will come in the way of our brodition!"

"Even if Kurt the moorman gets too drunk, we are still ending the night at Ram's Horn for our brodition."

Brodition by iTonyYayo October 12, 2011

Broto 

The male version of a selfie. Males no longer use selfie due to the connotative thoughts that come with that word. Women take a selfie; men take a Broto. #BrotosNoSelfies

Just took my pre workout and I'm feeling jacked! Time to take a #Broto to let all these ladies see my gains!

Broto by JonTheBeard May 23, 2014