Mega Nut May

The compensation of No Nut November. One must nut three times a day for the entire month of may to make up for the loss of orgasm in No Nut November.

Man, No Nut November took its toll on me. Can't wait for Mega Nut May!

by Patrick625 November 6, 2017

run my nut

suck my dick

yo that girl is tryna run my nut

by babygirlmommadaddy12 January 31, 2017

Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

Random Nut Attack

When you are hit in the balls with a small object causing Small attacks of giddiness in your genitals, and an excrutiating pain and scream!

At my birthday party Heather threw a bracelett at Broughan causing random Nut Attack!

by Missy Missy Poo Poo July 20, 2011

Daily Nut November

Don't listen to that No Nut November propaganda. There's no way they're being enlightening if they're just waiting for the month to end so they can nut. The true path to enlightenment is to nut every day of November so your body can focus on heightening itself. The other guys just want to hold you back, so they shame you and withhold sources so they can keep you from your true potential

I've already nutted for a whole week of Daily Nut November and my mind and body are so focused I can now walk on walls.

by Gilletteboi420 November 13, 2018

Grew a dick and nutted

Used to show when someone (usually female) finds something visually pleasing or aesthetic.

Female 1: "Geez he's hot."
Female 2: " Damn, I just grew a dick and nutted"

by Byutay August 1, 2018

pussy deez nuts

A type of insult one would say after a admirable success, accomplishment or victory with little effort. Used by iconic historical figures such as Naploean, Joseph Stalin, Queen Elizabeth,

God: Ayo I just created the fricking universe. Why are you here?
Queen Elizabeth: Hahaha pussy deez nuts
God: ...wtf-

by Wise man once said December 10, 2021