Caucasian Sweet Nuts

Karen: I want to try something different for a snack tonight

Kevin: have you ever tried Caucasian Sweet Nuts
by Caucasian sweet nuts April 08, 2021
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Mega Nut May

The compensation of No Nut November. One must nut three times a day for the entire month of may to make up for the loss of orgasm in No Nut November.
Man, No Nut November took its toll on me. Can't wait for Mega Nut May!
by Patrick625 November 06, 2017
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Bust-a-Nut Text

Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.
A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...
by DTUrbanDictionary February 28, 2014
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Daily Nut November

Don't listen to that No Nut November propaganda. There's no way they're being enlightening if they're just waiting for the month to end so they can nut. The true path to enlightenment is to nut every day of November so your body can focus on heightening itself. The other guys just want to hold you back, so they shame you and withhold sources so they can keep you from your true potential
I've already nutted for a whole week of Daily Nut November and my mind and body are so focused I can now walk on walls.
by Gilletteboi420 November 13, 2018
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pistachio ginger nut

Essence of a divine ginger, unique and precious above all other redheads. This particular variant displaying characteristics more commonly seen in pixies, yet somehow able to obfuscate their emotions and illicit empathy from even the most cunning prey. Approach with caution, and enjoy the ride!
I thought it would be cool to date a redhead, but she ended up being a pistachio ginger nut and ate my soul!
by Xeg June 10, 2017
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Grew a dick and nutted

Used to show when someone (usually female) finds something visually pleasing or aesthetic.
Female 1: "Geez he's hot."
Female 2: " Damn, I just grew a dick and nutted"
by Byutay August 02, 2018
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nut crab monster

a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.
two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN
by the poon assasain May 16, 2010
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