Sharapova shit

To defecate while making a loud, grunting noise.

Coined after tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is known for her grunting sounds on the tennis court.

"What was going on in the restroom?"

"Oh, I was taking a Sharapova shit."

by ihatetonyromo March 11, 2014

Holly shit

When you are typing “holy shit” and auto corrects to a girl in your text thread

“Holly shit you woman”

by Psugirl92 March 14, 2018

shit bridge

n. A shit so large it forms a bridge over the toilet bowl drain pipe and cannot be flushed.

v. The act of creating a shit bridge.

Jimmy: "Anybody got a popsicle stick, I just shit bridged the hotel toilet?"

by Hobbes21 May 3, 2008

Shit Sag

Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.

Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.

by Static1432 November 17, 2009

Shit Bird

Person who usually looks and smells like a pile of shit. They also have no problem shitting on other people especially co-workers.

Benzoni’s white t shirt is fucking yellow and stinks. He’s definitely the biggest shit bird in the 10th.

Benzoni was hit with a detail but like a total shit bird he cried and got out of it. Now another guy is getting fucked with that detail.

by FormerCarGuy September 29, 2018

Shit Twinkies

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra

today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.

by sundontshine June 20, 2011

ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006