double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

double barreled twinky by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Double Diddle 

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

Double Diddle by sangreazul July 21, 2016

Double Ds 

A component of the song "Jordan Belfort"

A girl or woman with a DD bra size

Bitch with double Ds she's a love of my erection and her mini ovaries but I ain't about affection so easily the sober me just smokes and then forgets em. Sometimes this life seems a little simple, especially when they tell me that I am something special... (Jordan Belfort) jordan belfort bitch bra breasts

Double Ds by Queen of the valley July 17, 2016

double dreamin 

When a person achieves two American Dreams within the same year.

CEO and founder of AmericaNative Nathan Rangel has been Double Dreamin this month.
If Trump becomes President hes definately been Double Dreamin.

double dreamin by AmericaNative July 15, 2016

double slider 

The term used when some one in GTA gets on the side of you and another gets on the other and pushes you out of line to miss the check point in races

That noob Is a double slider

double slider by That's not my real name July 8, 2016

Double-clutch 

The fatty flabby skin that hangs down between a persons chin, a protruding occurrence with the onset of weight gain.

My overindulgence of food was a tall tell sign that my double-clutch had grew extensively.

Double-clutch by Haveagrandday10 July 2, 2016

double toker 

When that one asshole doesn't pass the bong and takes another hit.

That bitch is a double toker, puff puff pass hoe!

double toker by Bootheduck June 28, 2016