Serious Cat

A very interesting cat that lives in Toronto. Usually can be found pulling ninja like moves while fucking mad cat hoes.

Rob: Damn i'm proud to own this balling cat named Serious.

Ben: Your cat is gay.

Serious Cat: Get at me "breaks Ben's neck"

Rob: LOLOLOLOLOL

by skeezernator May 4, 2011

Sam and cat

Two creeps that take care of ur children by buying them things to make them happy

Yo I’m just dropping my kids to Sam and cats

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Pussy cat

A term for a woman who gives a lot of pussy and to most guys who ask.

She's a pussy cat.

by Judge dredd7 November 6, 2011

bow cat

muchin on a womans keeebab

Mark Colgan went down on sherwin what a bow cat

by john May 12, 2003

Smurf Cat

An unfunny joke used by Gen Alpha - Gen Zs.

Goes with the song "The Scepter" By Alan Walker.
A realistic smurf that is mixed with a cat, probably using AI.

Person 1: We Live, We Love, We Lie
Person 2: Shut up! You're not funny
Person 1: Bum bum bum baa badada bada bum bum bum bum bum (The Sceptre Alan Walker)

"We Live, We Love, We Lie!"
The Scepter by Alan Walker
Smurf Cat Theme Song

by breadtoasteroven September 13, 2023

feed the cat

An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.

by Tlai May 15, 2006

fish ball cat

Apparently, according to the Brazilian funk song "Aula de Inglês" "fish ball cat" means fellatio.
"Fish ball cat", when spoken by a Carioca sounds like "fiz ballcatch" which means "I did 'ballcatch'". This apparently means the speaker sucked a dick, caught a "ball"

O quê que é peixe?
É fish.
O quê que é bola?
É ball.
O quê que é gato?
É cat.
Fish ball cat.

by Edgard July 31, 2006