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Murting

The art of beating a man to unconsciousness, then performing sex acts on him until he wakes up, at which point you run away as if nothing happened
I’ve been murting on random guys for a few years now
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Murder

I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.
Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2024
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Murray

A bit of a weirdo, always hungry and never full, massive gaming nerd and always has a job that you just wouldn’t expect. Murray’s are confusing and it takes a while to figure them out but you’ll enjoy their company nevertheless.
“Murray’s kinda weird
Yeah but he’s funny”
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Murdanolia

Slang for “Magnolia” , a Hispanic neighborhood in Houston Texas that is on the south east part of town and has it’s name for it’s reasons ! Don’t go to magnolia unless your looking for trouble especially around 79th or DZP ( De Zavala Park) and the neighborhood also has Houston’s “Mexican park” aka Hidalgo Park
Murda Magnolia!

Straight out tha murdanolia.
Barrio Magnolia.
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Murdoch

Cranky old man who loves to yell at kids and has a shit trim, kinda bald.
Person 1 - "Damn, Murdoch yelled at me again:
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murine

Relating to a combination of mould and urine
There subway smells of murine all the time
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murphy

yo that was so murphy
by murphyguy March 31, 2024
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