Sandling Stinky Finger

After a long hard workout on the stairmaster at the gym, one takes their pointer finger and places it between their nut sack and their leg. Then, you rub it around collecting this smelly, salty, sweaty, moist substance. Once this substance is on your finger, you now have Sandling Stinky Finger. This additive to your finger is generally used for things like giving wet willy's, lubricant to play with your balloon knot (Butt hole), or to simply suck on for a quick tasty snack.

Hey Chris, after our shifts at the gym want to get a quick cardio workout in on the stairmaster? Once we are done we can taste each other's Sandling Stinky Fingers.

by JCaal November 29, 2016

Salad Fingers

A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.

A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger”
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers”

by willythekid87 December 8, 2016

spirit finger bomb

is when you start fingering your partner and when they are into it you jam your whole fist in them

I was fingering my girl when I decided to give her the spirit finger bomb

by minidazedzombie December 13, 2016

Finger bowl

A persons asshole

My date plowed me right in the finger bowl late-night. Jokes on him there was some chili inside.

by Peanut 1 November 13, 2018

Finger's December

where girl finger's her self when someone watches

im going to do the finger's December Challenge

by xFallen1990 November 15, 2018

"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.

My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

mystery finger

It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...

Sike. We all know what it is!

See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!

by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018