Dick smoker 

When people act, say, or do something really gay AND stupif

(A guy does something dumb)

Are you smokin on some dick?!
What type of dick are you smoking?!
Are you a dick smoker?!

Dick smoker by T_Dawg_69 May 9, 2019

dick flattener 

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.

"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"

dick flattener by HDS714braves May 21, 2020

Dick suck 

A term made by silkythedon that refers to unecessary hate or trolling towards a fellow person

Silky: you have skinny legs but you are fat
Tings: why are you dick sucking

Dick suck by Dannybucket7 July 14, 2021

dick rat 

A sketchy kid that deals drugs.

"Dude did you call dick rat yet?"
"yeah, he's gonna sell me an eighth for a pair of socks"

dick rat by mmasdfsdgjkabg September 30, 2006

Dick Hiker 

A whore, slut, a promiscuous girl

Dude do you have a thing for jessica?

na, I dont wanna mess with that I heard shes a dick hiker

Plies in "Plenty Money" "Aint fuckin with that ho cuz shes a dick hiker"

Dick Hiker by Obama4Lyfe September 15, 2009

Dick Shower

When you have 4+ men cum all over you and it is like a shower;

I love getting a dick shower all over my face

Dick Shower by Cock shower, penis shower September 28, 2009

Dick Envy 

1. A woman's envy for the male penis and the power associated with it.

2. A homo envious of not having a dick in him.

1. Max had some serious dick envy when he went on spring break and was away from his apartment of buttpirates.

2.

Justin: Maxipoo why the long face?
Max: Over spring break I missed our escapades in our apartment
Justin: Awww Max, don't worry we'll be back at it as soon as break is over
Max: Fabulousssss! I was experiencing major dick envy

Dick Envy by The Rebellion March 2, 2010