Cakes

Booty.

Salty: “see! Kate got Cakes!”
Can-Do: *laugh*

by MacAgain July 9, 2018

Caked

To pass out: fall asleep hard.

I was watching netflix last night and straight caked.
Damn i slept through my alarm, i was caked.

by Babycakes415 August 26, 2018

Cakeover

A mixture of Cake and Hangover.

Meaning you ate too much cake and now feel shitty. It mostlikely is shown by stomach ache.

P1: Hey man, how're you doing, heard you had a cake party with Carol!

P2: Not good, we had too much cake and now I have a compleate Cakeover. I can barley move.

by JimmyTheOnceCricket September 10, 2018

Cakemma

1. Commonly known under the name of "cake dilemma", the cakemma is a trivial and tasty version of Philippa Foot's Trolley Problem. Specifically, a cakemma challenges you with a moral dilemma using the metaphor of cakes instead of obese people.

2. Non-coincidentally sounds like the French "quinquennat", which makes you wonder if French politics, too, consist in choosing the less sickening version of a cake in order to avoid democratic vomiting.

Q : Should I be faithful to cheesecake, or am I allowed to take a bite at this carrot cake winking at me?

A : Ugh, what a cakemma...

by reknihtdrawkcab September 22, 2018

Cakeob Shmacked

State of being when you are sitting on a chair hoping to not die from alcohol poisoning.

Jacob is at the party Cakeob Shmacked.

by Cakeob November 15, 2018

Caked it

Irish slang commonly used when one has too much to drink (or drugs) and gets sick or has Ill affects of having too much. Also used if you try something and fail

1.”did you see john at the party last night, he absolutely caked it and we had to bring him home”

2.Person 1: how did you get on in that test
Person 2: so bad I absolutely caked it

by Buckers123 December 4, 2018

Cakeup

Makeup caked thickly on someone's face in a grotesque manner.

Bitch had so much cakeup on her face she looked like Pennywise.

by RaeGun00 December 28, 2018