Kingdomless kings

A certain demographic of men who are constantly heralded and called king, despite being unable to create a decent working civilisation, not even being able to look after a neighbourhood.

Mammy: "Black men, y'all are kings."
Smart Black woman: "More like kingdomless kings."

by divestnoww May 2, 2021

King

A man named Jordan Shapiro

That beautiful King is all that i aspire to be.

by qwertyuiopmzxncvmxnvcz April 25, 2022

Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

king of chodes

Anyone who is called finley has a small dick and is king if the chodes

Finley your dick is to small. I'm leaving you! You are the king of chodes!

by Afghan dan December 12, 2017

King Kong-ish

1. Being overly beast like.

2. Being insanely good in bed.

GF: How the hell did you break the toilet?

BF: I guess I was being too King Kong-ish.

GF: My BF was King-Kongish last night. It was amazing.
GF's friends: oooh, you go girl!

by CrazyJMiles November 22, 2009

King Gizzard

1. Easily the most exciting band since the turn of the century, or ever.
They put out 1-5 albums per year, completely varying in genre base (psych-rock, thrash and prog metal, avante garde jazz, folk, garage, electronica, indie, prog rock, etc..), yet still incredibly consistent in quality. Not a jam band, a band that jams.

2. A band with an amazing and dedicated fan base of very kind people.

“Yo do you like King Gizzard”
“They are OK, but I’ve only listened to Omnium Gatherum.”
“Understandable, That is not their best work, check out Nonagon Infinity or L.W”
“Wow! These guys rock! So Crish.”

by Churd August 6, 2024

King’s Ring

Your top gay hook up, who’s arsehole you love pounding like wild animals.

Yeah I miss playing the field, but he’s the king’s ring and I could ride that ass all day.

by Fast cars, wild animals September 26, 2021