Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
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Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.
I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.
by Ligament May 25, 2023
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Sparkling water

It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water
Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.
by GeeLuver September 27, 2022
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Water King

Water Kinging (wkg for short) is copying effortlessly.

This phrase can be used to say that something or someone is the walmart version of someone else and it can also be used to describe someone or who has cheated. The origins of the expression can be traced back to the creation of the "company" Water King (wkg), known for its high prices for bad products, lack of originality and clear desire to be the next "Supreme" or "Wlkn".
My teacher saw me water kinging during my exam so he gave me 0%.
Trippie Red is water kinging of Lil Uzi Vert.
by Lil Champ December 13, 2017
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reverse water hammer

It’s like surge and swab...but different because it’s in reverse...
Kevin loves him some reverse water hammer!
by Swagg00 January 03, 2018
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Urbn Water Co.

Best fucking water in Oceanside, CA 🚫🧢 Wulf & Perico fw it too!!! 💦🌊💧
It’s owned by Gordon and he’s the best man!!! Try Urbn Water Co. A$AP
by Hodges0101 August 30, 2022
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Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
by Derpy Leaf Horse July 28, 2019
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