water wig

A patch of pubic hair on someone's gentiles. The person shaves most of their pubic area and leaves a small patch to show off their adulthood.

Sally has a water wig on her pussy. It looks like a mini bush.

by Fairly odd twat January 5, 2021

Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

water

To get some water its to get laid or to get some fucked

I am so horny I need some water

by dudedaddmac1992 June 5, 2023

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018

rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

by Lytestylez December 24, 2023

Water Topple

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.

I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

fun water

alcohol or vodka

I used some fun water last night to get drunk

by Jswiggs April 3, 2017