- An individual with a drinking problem with water.
- Someone who really enjoys drinking water.
- A person who is addicted to water.
- Someone who really enjoys drinking water.
- A person who is addicted to water.
Platium D : "Dude I have a drinking problem"
Barney the Dinosaur: "How? are you alcoholic?"
Platium D : "Naa man, I'm a waterholic!"
Barney the Dinosaur: "F*ck you man"
Barney the Dinosaur: "How? are you alcoholic?"
Platium D : "Naa man, I'm a waterholic!"
Barney the Dinosaur: "F*ck you man"
by Thwar077 February 09, 2012

Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.
Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.
Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.
by Johnny Appleseeds January 17, 2008

When one or many persons spread a women's vagina and proceed to take turns hocking loogies into said women's vagina.
by Raging bull March 29, 2015

Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"
by HOTTIE689 December 28, 2012

The act of standing over someone laying on their back with their mouth open, then lifting a leg and pouring a warm bottle of water through your crack and into their mouth.
This chick was a freak, she was waiting for me on the floor with a warm bottle of water and told me to give her an Ethiopian Waterhole and that she hoped I didn’t wipe.
by Bsizzle33 May 01, 2018

To ejaculate into ones own, or anothers belly button (Navel). Extra points are done if you can just get a quick squirt in without overflowing it.
Edward: fucking hell jeremy what took you so long on the shitter?
Jeremy: i had to have a few tries to poison the waterhole.
Jeremy: i had to have a few tries to poison the waterhole.
by Alex Dundizzle January 05, 2008
