plastic penis

Someone who gonna do it

That man has a plastic penis

by Lesbian dad May 26, 2021

Swiss Army Penis

A technologically advanced dick. The Swiss Army Penis can help you in any situation.

Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*

by Swiss Army Penis February 7, 2015

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Equator Penis Measuring System

The Equator Penis Measuring System (EPMS) is the system that gives an approximation of one's penis size. Generally speaking, the closer you live to the Ecuador, the larger your penis is. For example, Africans and Latin Americans living on the equator will have penises measuring around 11 or 12 inches hard, while the English and Scottish living up north have penises measuring 3 inches flaccid, or up to 5 inches hard. There are also intermediate points. Italians, for example, have penises about 6 inches flaccid, and 8 inches hard.

Example of the Equator Penis Measuring System

Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.

Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!

Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!

by rogerthewhale March 8, 2013

guacamole nigga penis

the term is to describe when you guacamole all over your niggas face with your penis. this word is usually associated with the sexual position, eli posman, because it is the easiest way to perform thy guacamole nigga penis

woah! that was the craziest guacamole nigga penis i’ve ever done! my guacamole went everywhere!

by negropenis March 5, 2019

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

aggravating penis

also known as a thing that gets stuck in the fan

some random kid: hey i have an aggravating penis
other kid: go away, noob

by average boi January 23, 2022