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Chinese Brokkake Trap 

Where two uncircumcised bros dock together, enveloping their members into one. Then, each bro works the skin to each other until they ejaculate, trapping themselves inside their folds, much like a fucked up crab Rangoon. Then a third party, seated under the trapped bros, is covered in the resulting filling.
Bro, Jake and John totally coated Ben doing the Chinese Brokkake Trap yesterday. He’s such a slut-puppy.
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baby poop brown 

Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
baby poop brown by Telephony September 27, 2013
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A.L Brown HighSchool 

A.L brown Is the only highschool located in kannapolis N.C. The teachers aren’t that great and care more about dress code rather than actual education. You’ll find a lot of fake Gang Bangers and wanna be soundcloud rappers who think they’re going to make it out. Girls get fucked under the steps. 2nd floor always smells like fish. Watch out for rodgers. Trash food. Trash people. Weird kids running the halls. Your friend will fuck your nigga. Your homie will talk about you. Nobodys about what they claim. School sucks. Overall, Go wonders💚❗️
Have you ever heard of A.L brown highschool? I heard it’s pretty great

Bromieomie 

The name the Dolan Twins fans are given. Being a bromieomie is more than just being a fan, it's a lifestyle. If you live for the Dolans you are a BROMIEOMIE ma bitch.
Dude who are all these girls fangirling on?
-On the mfuckin Dolan twins bro!
So they are bromieomies?
-Hell yeah dude, ya better watch out.

Broughton 

A beautiful, safe place, can 100% go out past 10 if you get injured, police come right away, no cap. Everyone is very nice unlike those disgusting swintoners whom will "shag ur nan" if you get cheeky fam.
Broughton is my dream holiday
Broughton by Da fucking goat June 19, 2021

Colby brock 

The definition of daddy ... One of the most gorgeous people in the world and probably one of the nicest and coolest guys you'll ever meet ! He has without a doubt stolen a couple million little girls hearts and he is an amazing YouTuber and has an account with his bestfriend Sam where they do alot of exploring and fun things

bros before hoes 

men always back other men.
bros before hoes:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
bros before hoes by kleptooo November 4, 2011