zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-

"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"

by scarful23 November 17, 2020

zoom meet

lessons here, torture hooray

noooo zoom meet

by angman.tangman December 1, 2020

Zoom

The action of the person called zoom, spamming @everyone on the Monke Crusaders server.

@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone

Everyone else: Yeah, that must be zoom

by Not a Frog :)) December 20, 2020

Zoom-Mitzvah

A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom

“I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”

by the professional yarter December 20, 2020

Zoom Chicken

when you and your homies have your cameras on in a zoom and you jerk off under your desk. the last one to be caught wins.

"Hey wanna play zoom chicken"

by Robert Bloomfield December 21, 2020

Zoom Challenge

The Zoom Challenge is when you start a video conference on Zoom and while the session is loading you do a track of cocaine before it starts.

-Damn bro I did the Zoom Challenge and almost got caught

by harry5519 January 13, 2021

Zoom

noun - the video-conference chat company that used to be a nothing compared to skype, that was behind the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.

Bro, I swear, zoom cause the covid pandemic, no cap!

by definitely-not-a-fan January 15, 2021