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WOULD HAVE IT

For those who believe as powerful greater than themselves, too often I lean on my own understanding by my own will. If that be the will of God...
As God would have it, speak with the person and ask for help.
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What would that look like?

I'd be covered in the blood of child. You would learn that you're not the arbiter of how reality is going to work and that your self-help bullshit is just that and that your profession is a lie.
Hym "What would that look like? Well it'll look like child murder. It's good for you. It's the only real solution. Credit. Child murder. The only 2 options on the table. I'm waiting for a 'Yes *Hym Iam* we want you to murder a kid because we're not going to give you credit for the think you did.' Be explicit. And don't make me give you a deadline. It'll be the last time you entertain the thought that you will EVER do anything to protect your kids again."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
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