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Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.
The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.
by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025
mugGet the Weaponized Stepmommug.

Academic Weapon

Lauren is another term for academic weapon in Kentucky
Bro did you see that Lauren in the front of the class being an academic weapon. Absolute legend.
by Tiger612 September 15, 2023
mugGet the Academic Weaponmug.

Weaponize

We are not mutually weaponizing things.
Hym "You're only using the word 'weaponize' because I used the word 'weaponize.' And you are doing it to minimize the significance of what's happening to me and prevent me from minimizing the effect that it has on my life. I'm getting my shit taken from me. You want that to happen. So you are lying blatantly and co-opting my rhetoric. And FUCK YOUR KIDS BITCH. Their innocence does not determine whether or not they pay the price for WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO

👉ME👈 I DO. I know you all struggle with not deluding yourselves but don't delude yourselves into believing that you aren't doing what pay for this."
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
mugGet the Weaponizemug.

office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.
After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.
by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015
mugGet the office weaponsmug.

Weaponized Schizophrenia

Well, at least it's not THAT☝️ Right? Because people not liking your podcast doesn't really hold the same kind of existential weight, does it? Is it an Mk ultra? Am I in a Truman show? Did a billion people see my dick a couple of weeks ago after I crawled naked over my phone? Am I a brain in a jar? Will I get stabbed by a retard? I don't know Chris... I think my thing is worse...
Hym "I- Yeah, I can't stress enough how the weaponized schizophrenia is, like, much more serious than what you're talking about there... And that's only the core element of my thing! There are peripheral elements that are also worse. AND people are making YouTube videos about me, kind of. Really- It's- Chris, listen to me when I tell you this... My thing is worse and I'm better than everyone. Those 2 things of which we can absolutely certain. Let that certainty comfort you in your time of need."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
mugGet the Weaponized Schizophreniamug.

Every weapons Enjoyer

These chads have a wide range of Skyblock knowledge and enjoy using every weapons in the whole Hypixel Skyblock server. Then went up with strategies to maximizing the potential of the weapon they use. Also it is recorded that some even spend hundred millions of coins maxing their famous weapon out. Like Palikka, a man maxing out an AOTJ (Aspect of the Jerry).
This man is magnifecent! He teached me how to use my weapons properly. He enjoyed any weapon he used! My pro friend said he's a rare type of player called "Every Weapons Enjoyer"!

- A random Lapis Non-
by Some1MakeItIDK October 10, 2022
mugGet the Every weapons Enjoyermug.

weapon of mass production

A council estate mother who has 15 children to 16 different men career slut incubator loose lady tardis fanny
:Ey bro what's your new neighbour like I only got a glimpse from the back

:behave your self that bitch is a WEAPON OF MASS PRODUCTION she got 15 kids to 16 men theres nothing there but trouble bro
by Mauf56 May 9, 2020
mugGet the weapon of mass productionmug.

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