weapons of mass destruction

Today's bad TV programming.

Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.

weapons of mass destruction by jondapicam November 4, 2003

weapons of mass deception 

Weapons that dumbfuckers like George W. Bush think other countries have.

There were no WMDs in Iraq so leave the Iraqis alone for God's sake!

weapons of mass deception by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Weapons of Mass Murder 

A phrase coined when weapons of mass destruction just wasn't scary or sinister enough anymore. Taken literally, this phrase could only mean any weapon that could take the lives of several human beings. When used in a political sense, it is used to refer to the enemy's weapons that we don't like them using. When weapons are labeled Weapons of Mass Murder, they carry the connotation of being unethical, but to me "unethical weapons" implies there are ethical weapons.. and that doesnt really sound right. In reality, ALL WEAPONS ARE TOOLS USED TO MURDER. It shouldnt be long before the propaganda machines in washington start sugar coating our weapons and refering them as "Weapons of Mass Freedom".

We must use our Soldiers of Mass Righteousness to seize iraq's Weapons of Mass Murder.

Weapons of Mass Murder by Anonymous October 6, 2003

weapontry

Like weaponry, except is more awesome.

Also, a tree which grows weapons.

Oh my gosh! That tree is covered in weapontry!

weapontry by galenasmart November 16, 2010

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)

A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by Pinto July 31, 2003

Weapons of Mass Distraction 

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

Weapons of Mass Distraction by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER 

A fool, an idiot, a blunderer, someone who plays the game when they really should be in the grandstand.

We auditioned a couple of drummers yesterday. The second guy was alright, but the first was a weapons grade amatuer.

WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER by black flag May 31, 2004