Waffle Iron

The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.

You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.

by Mike Lewis April 22, 2005

liberating a waffle

to take(leave) a shit

I'm gonna go liberate a waffle. After I"m done taking the cosby kids to the pool, well go out to eat.

by Shmooie Bueno April 12, 2003

Can I PLEASE get a waffle

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit

Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!

by hannahisthebest04 June 26, 2018

Modern Waffle

man whore

Wow that guy is a modern waffle. hes been with five girls this week.

by ikutuo6yhtujuog August 10, 2010

wafflewich

A "sandwich" made with waffles instead of bread, hence the term, wafflewich. Commonly made with Peanut Butter and Jelly. Waffles should be toasted or cooked.

Frank: Yo, what are we having for lunch today?
Bob: I'm making Choco Chip Wafflewiches, you down?
Frank: Wafflewiches? HELL YEA!!

by Nick Macy July 25, 2008

waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.

1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!

by shattered but aware January 15, 2010

Wafflejerk

When a bunch of guys stand around in a circle and jerk off onto a waffle in the middle of them. Last person to cum eats the waffle.

Dude 1: Let's have a wafflejerk!
Dude 2: Nah, I anna keep my lunch in my stomach.

by The Real Player 1 January 29, 2010