Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Twisted Matthew

Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.

"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"

by Dr. Honeybear November 27, 2019

gypsie twisted

to get somthing wrong, a misconception. to not understand a situation entirely. to assume.

"you got it gypsie twisted!"
"sucka, don't be gypsie twistin the situation!"

by zachcraft206 October 27, 2006

Leaf Twisted

to be mad high

"Last night I bought a game and burned" -1st nigga

"What game?" -2nd nigga

"Not a video game u ho ass nigga, I got leaf twisted" -1st nigga

"Your a dumbass bitch" -3rd nigga

by JayzenKid June 16, 2009

toasted head

giving head a fire crotch

sucking ginger dick is like giving toasted head

by Bill loves you 4ev. August 25, 2008

twatted

1. The completed act of sending a message on Twitter, a social network. Sometimes referred to as tweet, tweeting, tweeted, or twit.

2. The verb tense of the tweeting occurring in the past of the current moment.

3. In reference to tweets that should have been accomplished.

1. Okay guys, I just twatted everybody the invite.

2. Yesterday we twatted 500 followers.

3. Have you twatted everybody about ladies night yet?

by zdh March 26, 2010

Twatted

1. The act of being accosted by a twat.

2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.

1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!

2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!

by getyourtwatawayfromme May 10, 2009