angry truck men 

These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.

"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."

angry truck men by running out of patience January 5, 2008

dump truck attorney 

A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.

Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.

dump truck attorney by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

bro truck 

A bro truck is basically any truck (SUV's included) with a ridiculously large lift kit and oversized rims. Ridiculously large being a lift that raises the truck so high that it renders the vehicle dangerous to actually offroad. Rear and side windows are plastered with common bro stickers (SRH, Skin, SoCal, KMK, Famous Stars and Straps, Skin) and so forth... These vehicles basically serve as dirt bike transporters and pavement queens. Bro trucks have no real offroad qualities and are laughed at by people who actually offroad their trucks that have legit lifts.

Dude...Five threw a 20" lift on a half ton Silverado. Thats such a bro truck.

bro truck by 6 Pounds Soft June 20, 2006

Small Penis Truck 

A small penis truck,is usually but not limited to having a huge lift kit, bright or exotic colors, chrome rims, and is always clean. Not to be mistaken with a off roading jeep or the like. It is always driven by a man who has to compensate for his dick size, by driving a truck that is bigger than what most men have.

Kid: Why does Bob our next door neighbor have a pick up truck that has a 5 foot lift kit, a bright yellow paint job, and chromed rims?
Kid's mom: Becuase his dick is the size of a shrimp and he has to compensate by driving a SPT or small penis truck.
Kid: How do you know he has a small dick?
Mom: ....

Small Penis Truck by baratikash August 21, 2011

cement truck 

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

cement truck by M3RDLOUNGE June 2, 2008

disco truck 

A truck (usually a full size pickup such as a Ford F150 or 250, or a Nissan Titan) lifted to excessive/useless heights with flashy wheels and over sized mud tires. They have the appearance of an off road truck, but rarely see dirt. Usually driven by Bros.

Can often be seen in southern California, parked in front of your local 4WheelParts.

Bro: Yo dawg my truck is gnar. Wanna get high?
Real 'froader: Get that disco truck P.O.S. out of here.

disco truck by chrisp858 January 16, 2008

milk truck 

Used to define a woman with impressively large breasts.

That girl is totally driving a milk truck!

Milk truck on your left.

Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.

milk truck by MrKoi April 25, 2007