Trouser Chowder

When someones trousers are filled with Sweat , Shit , Piss and Gunk

Man can you smell that dude ? He’s definitely got trouser chowder

by Jesters Privilege December 20, 2022

Trouser truffle

Trouser truffle is the metaphorical mushroom ( a penis ) that grows beneath one's trousers.

I'm tellin' ya bro. When she bent over my trouser truffle went in full bloom.

by Someyun Gi February 9, 2023

trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.

Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!

by NotTallJ May 3, 2023

Trousertrout

Reach into trouser not expecting whats really there

Came up from behind hands down her pants TROUSERTROUT

by Pupper Dog May 14, 2023

trouserjob

A handjob over the trousers. When a girl wanks you off with your trousers on.

Michael's girlfriend gave him a wicked trouserjob last night!

by courtjesta November 19, 2023

Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024