Total Molest

When something very funny happens but its bad for the person it happens to

Shane-OMG!!! Meeks pooped his pants!

Shermdog- Hahahah thats Total Molest

by Duff Master October 20, 2010

Tootalina

When your mom farts unexpectedly.

Omg...melanie. Did u just fart? " no Ryan, it's just a little tootalina."

by Jrya March 6, 2011

total-tasking

The act of concentrating on a single task as opposed to multi-tasking.
Seen more commonly in the male of the species homo sapiens.

Jennifer was annoyed as John exhibited total-tasking while watching the sport on TV and once again didnt register her requests.

by Davie Crockett April 10, 2011

Total Boner

One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.

Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."

Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."

Guy 1: "Total boner."

by louis_friend August 6, 2011

Tortasm

Giving a Tortoise an orgasm

Dude look over there that guys giving a tortasm!

by Davefiver January 11, 2012

Total Zombie Mode

Feeling completely dead, but having to live your daily life.
Feeling like the walking dead

Could mean feeling totally wasted, having a hangover or non-alcoholic hangover causing this feeling, etc.

Friend: how are you.

Pete: blehhhuhhh...umm.... *starts snoring then wakes up* uhmm, what did you say?

Friend: God man, you look dead. Someone's in total zombie mode huh?:

Pete: guess so man.

by TAY000 January 22, 2012

total dynamic head

When two girls are giving you a blow job, one is working the balls while the other one works the shaft. Then both women share the gravy.

Dude, last night, Kelly and Jenna gave me total dynamic head

by Gillthebill November 6, 2013