Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Davefiver

Tortasm

Tortasm by Davefiver January 11, 2012

A gentle blanket of fart gas that covers your face

That fart has just enveloped me in a warm cuddley poovet

Poovet by davefiver August 15, 2011

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

Poolette by davefiver August 15, 2011