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A boy or girl, usually a boy who seeks out to be cool and 'hip with it,' so they will do anything that a popular person asks them to do!
Hey look at Brendan Cronin giving all the cool kids gum, what a tool!
by CoolKidPeanut March 8, 2009
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"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild
by jayjonesy May 5, 2009
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a tool is a person generally named "oliver" or "hannah" or "james" or "sven" or "gareth"!!!!!! obtrusive, repulsive crappy bubble bursting stinky egoy people !!!!
person 1:"hey im oliver, dont you think im cool ? "
person 2"fuck off oliver you bursting my bubble you tool bag :P !"

person 1:(big sigh, blows stinky air on everyone !!! ) "O im too smooth and my ego is too big for that to hurt :P "
person 2: "fuck off you tool ! "
by julian culverhouse August 9, 2009
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One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.
Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.
by Calvert Man August 26, 2009
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Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.
by PunditPanda September 26, 2009
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Tool

1)

A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.

2)

A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.
1)

"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"

2)

"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"
by American outlaw October 19, 2009
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Someone who lack's mental capacity. a retard; a idiot.
You're a tool.

" wow, that guy doesn't even know what he is doing "
" yeah , what a tool "
by ultimatepwr October 28, 2009
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