Timbeard

Gratuitous violence and over-the-top cinematic action, usually in the name of Christianity.

"Dood, I litrally just saw Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day, and, it was more timbeard than the first one, somehow. From beginning to end, it was just one timbearded scene after the next."

by Dolph Lungdren February 25, 2010

Timber wolf

The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.

You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*

by Keturah November 20, 2009

Timberclaws

1. Fabulosity
2. Something that is really good
3. A great thing (person, situation, etc.)

"Wendy Williams is timberclaws."

by GTheWhip December 13, 2009

timelimit

The nickname of a guy that lasts so long the girl gets so bored she either

1. finds something to keep herself entertained
2. makes him get off her and leaves
3. passes out/falls asleep while he is still going.

Usually caused by "whiskey dick"

Timelimit took so long last night that I passed out then woke up half an hour later to him still going.

by Brett Premie March 15, 2011

Timberwacking

To enjoy the craftsmen of the forest who fell trees to extent the to pleasure you're self to the act of felling trees.

Timberwacking "Jim you have to fell some trees not just pleasure yourself to me felling trees."

by You mom October 3, 2012

Timelined

Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.

Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!

I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!

I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.

by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012

timberflibitt

farting in the bath tub and trying to bite the bubble before it pops.

i walked in on my girlfriend right in the middle of a timberflibitt and she acted like it was no big deal.

by halfmoon December 18, 2013