tinkleman

The coolest male on the face of the earth.

that guy is a tinkleman.

by ralph wiggum April 24, 2003

Free Thinker

A social group of lefties who claim to be intelligent because they bitch about religion, current governments, oil, iraq and anything else while not contributing any ideas to solve these 'problems' other than total elimination and turning the human race into mindless drones. Usually a feminist or hit by thier girlfriend, which they call 'dominant female life partner'

Mesa called jar jar binks. Oh yea, free finkers do not like movies, but fully support ridiculous litigation.

by xenomorph June 6, 2004

Twinkle Toe

To insert your big toe into someones Anus(for best results do it while your victim's asleep).

Tom:I just Twinkle Toed my grandma,im gona go wash my foot.

Johny:cool dude.

by Zorro negro November 19, 2009

tinkle monkey

someone you get stuck marrying, that pees in the sink to get on your nerves, a "sweet" term that means "your in the shit house"

hey there "tinkle monkey"

"shit"

by gdfgshgf June 23, 2008

Tinkleberry

A man small in stature who is deceptively badass because he carries a large gun. Most likely works for the FBI or DEA and busts thugs for a living.

Those douchebags were giving us shit, but then my buddy went all Tinkleberry on their ass and they ran away like a bunch of pussies.

by T - Money April 26, 2008

free thinker

Another way to say that you're agnostic, which is a polite way to say that you don't believe in God, and is far too often confused with atheism, which means you don't believe in ANY religion. What's important is that none of these terms relate to having a religious belief, rather they signify a lack of belief.

Chris:"So, you're an atheist? Why do you worship Satan?"
Norm:"No, atheists don't worship Satan, and I never said I was an atheist."
Chris:"So, you're agnostic? That's almost as bad as being atheist!"
Norm:"No, you're confusing your terms."
Chris:"So what DO you believe?"
Norm:*sigh* "You know what? Let's just call it being a free thinker. OK? I'm not atheist, or agnostic, or satanist, which you're confusing them all with; I'm a free thinker."
Chris:"Well, OK, that doesn't sound so bad."
Norm:*facepalm*

by The BXRabbit January 13, 2009

twinkle eyes

Having the hots for someone, in the sense that one becomes so entranced by another that their eyes might as well be twinkling.

"Once I told her I could bench over 300 lbs, she started giving me the twinkle eyes."

"After talking with this creeper for 20 minutes, I could tell he was getting all twinkly eyed over me, so I fled the scene."

by KuatoKat February 4, 2012