Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.

James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it

by TheCheeseseller March 06, 2018

Lamp

A word to say when your put in awkward situations

Jack: Hey bae
Krishna: lamp

by Alexa Lois March 15, 2020

lamp

something that you say when something is kinda funny but at the same time you don’t really care enough to formulate a proper response

Kyle: bruh did you hear that Karen’s dog got stolen by an eagle?

Chad: lamp

by 520guccigang May 18, 2020

Lamp

A penis or a dick or a cock...

Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!

by Sassy Gains June 21, 2019

lamp

something that moths are attracted too. used as an adjective or pronoun to describe a hot person, typically female. for visual reference, see Lil Xan and Noah

“That lamp is so fine I wanna turn her on”

by willywonk October 02, 2018

LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"

"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"

by suhh_dew January 30, 2017

LAMP

Sex me now
with a bucket of cheese !

hello, lets lamp!
mm i love lamp
Lamp me off a piece of that.

by Kaka,anan,haha August 26, 2008