Taking the Piss

If your taking the piss it means you are being sarcastic about something but in a serious tone of voice

Friend 1: God look in the mirror ugly

Friend 2: Whatttt?? ;(

Friend 1: Haha, only joking. I'm just taking the piss ;)

by EbbyMc_03 May 16, 2016

tamping

a word for someone whos gutted.. but it's better than the word gutted..

rhys: oh my god i just dropped my eggs.
hazel: TAMPING!!!

by mistress porc. September 30, 2005

Type of timing

When you're so horny that you need to thurst your 2 inches cock in that pussy.

Damn i need to bust.
You on that type of timing huh Daniel.

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen April 13, 2023

Taking Seven

The act of masturbating. This term is used especially when someone wants a quick orgasm because it is speculated within some cliques that it only takes seven minutes to reach your climax during masturbation.

"Yo, tell me how I was at that nigga, Shawn's, and I walked in on him taking seven to anime porn."

by Ookamibito February 17, 2008

taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.

1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

tamminga

raddest family name ever

tamminga is the shit

by btamminga June 15, 2008

Taxing The Poor

Slang term for Masturbating

I just walked in on johnny taxing the poor, it was hilarious.

by PBRallday September 26, 2009