table nine

The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"

"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Under the pool table

Sex term when a female sucks on a male's testicles before giving him oral sex.

Sara went under the pool table while I was sitting on the couch

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

TABLE

WOOD

I GOT A TABLE

by SQUIRTYMCBOOGERBALLS March 7, 2012

Table Troll

The below average beer pong player on the losing team who fails to make one cup during a game of beer pong has to then sit under the table during the next game and drink the winning teams cups until that game is over.

julio: " damn jose u better make a shot! "

rico: " ya man or ur gonna end up being the table troll "

jose: " fuck my life "

by <rich$dp> June 10, 2008

alt-tabbed

Accidentally hitting alt and tab, changing the program you are currently in. This is most irritating when you are playing an online game that takes up the entire screen.

Damnit, I alt-tabbed and lost sound. Brb gg.

by min.dan June 16, 2003

Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

Table Scrapping

To "take whatever you can get"; even if it is things that the pet wouldn't venture through.

Man, Frank has really been hanging with some dawgs as of late. I saw him with a girl last night- he is totally table scrapping!

by DirtyFrank27 April 15, 2009