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by JeremyHansan October 17, 2022
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Susan Collins

Alcoholic cocktail - 1 part warm beer, 2 parts spaghetti and ketchup, and a splash of perjury. Also known as the Date Rape Daiquiri. Best served to someone already blackout drunk.
She should have known she'd end up with a privileged prick on top of her after he drank four Susan Collins drinks.
by Feral Feminist October 7, 2018
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Crazy Susan

A sex move where a girl rides cowgirl and spins around in a circle
My marriage was struggling and then my wife gave me a crazy susan, now we're renewing our vows...
by Wizard_sleeves August 8, 2025
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accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
by SueSuzy September 15, 2021
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dirty susan

a dirty susan, when a girl does a blow job but throws up half way through.
by i know_what you_did July 18, 2023
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Nasty Susan

The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.
Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan
by Chad thundercock69 September 23, 2022
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Up late Susan

Someone who stays up late; A night-owl
My girlfriend never comes to bed before midnight. She's such an up late Susan.
by Son of Susan March 16, 2024
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