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The Struggle Pisser

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.
Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008
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Jack Stranger

When you're jerking off (right before you get a potential cactus jack) a jack stranger is when you sit on your arm and then masturbate so it feels like a stranger is jacking you off.
"Johns wife wasn't putting out so he enjoys giving himself Jack Strangers when she's being frigid."
by CookiesandCream2 October 31, 2013
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Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a

Hood Nigga: Knows how the hood is but doesn’t run the streets, gangbang or sell drugs. Hood niggas typically get along with the thugs and OGs but stay away from the lifestyle and rather turn to other means of getting out of the “hood” with resources such as sport, arts, getting a degree or a normal 9-5. A common misconception about hood niggas is that they’re “soft”, but keep in mind that they are still not to be messed with because although they may not seem as active or as threatening as the average Street Nigga, they’re still able to carry out Street Nigga tendencies (if need be).

Street Nigga: Runs the streets, sells drugs and/or gangbangs. They know the ins and the outs of the streets and usually have street codes and regulations that they go by. Street Niggas have no intentions or often have little chance of leaving the ghetto due to their lifestyle and (most often) their convictions. They are raised in the streets, are quicker to take a violent approach and are into illegal things. They are often mistaken for Hood Niggas because of some similar tendencies, but Street Niggas are certified in the hood and often feared and/or respected by the community.
Ayo! That’s that Hood Ni**a from down the street that be rapping and shit.

I don’t fuck with Street Ni**a ‘cos they’ll drop a bag on your head and you’ll be gone by tomorrow.

Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a
by GYFI May 15, 2021
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Wall Street Journal

A very unreliable source to get your news from. Calling people anti-Semitic, because of a joke they made. Even though one of their writers, hypofritz, also made anti-Semitic jokes.
by BallzDeepIn69 February 24, 2017
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Stringer bell

A badass motherfucker from the HBO series The Wire
"Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?"- Stringer Bell
by prestonatorr December 20, 2010
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monson strong

Term used to describe the strength of a small town redneck community. More often than not users of this phrase will have a mullet haircut, be wearing overalls (in woodland camo), and be chewing some sort of tobacco.
A tornado rips through your community destroying all things you love..... From the front yard of where your trailer used to be ,you scream "MONSON STRONG" to let the world know your strong!
by Wayne zuba December 12, 2013
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stranger fishing

(V.): The act of going to a particularly crowded or new place solely to catch new people, fall in love with their stories & then let them go. I find stranger fishing beautiful. It helps you find hope in humanity when you understand how people function. Grab someone new by the wrist and reel them in. Find a stranger and make him or her not-so-strange. Keep in mind that when you stranger fish you have to be selfless. The conversation is more-so about learning about the stranger than sharing your personal stories. First, listen to theirs. Perhaps they may try to stranger fish in return but give them courtesy of your entire focus/attention. I promise you will learn so much.
Shannon is stranger fishing at the park again! She is sitting next to someone alone on the bench, asking how the person is and proceeding to ask what he wants to do in life and why.
Doug is asking that stranger what his inkling is, what that one thing in the back of his mind is that seems so impossible that he always wanted to attain; he must be stranger fishing!
by -the first stranger fisher- November 10, 2013
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