Pittsburgh Steelers

A NFL franchise that has a roster loaded with and fans that are unemployed losers, faggots, lesbians, convicts, scumbags, stupid cocksuckers, dumbass bitches, motherless whores, ass pirates, child molesters, toothless square headed hillbillies, and any number of unmentioned retrobates. They like to brag about the last 35 years of their franchise history (except the 80's)but don't mention the first 40 sorry ass years of their existence when they sucked cock and balls like somebody in a hot dog eating contest. They wave a "terrible towel" at games like a bunch of pussy school girls at a pom-pom competition and think it's cool, while the rest of the NFL watches and thinks, "What a bunch of bitch fairies." The only thing they like better than Jack Lambert is jacking off in their mother's face. They only thing they love more than Hines Ward is taking cock in their mouth and ass, balls deep simultaneously (that means at the same time for you dumb fuck Steelers fans). If they didn't have Steelers games to watch their fans would resort back to watching dog fights, cock fights, and watching their father screw their sisters and brothers.

"Hey, yous guys want to go to a Pittsburgh Steelers game?"

"Nah, I'd rather lick the sweat off a faggot's cum encrusted ball sack."

"Yeah, that's what we do after we wave those terrible towels like a bunch of dingleberry munching fairies."

"OK let's go! Sounds better than watching Dad make the two-backed beast with my little brother and sister again."

by Ravendude January 27, 2009

pittsburgh steelers

Greatest team ever to grace the NFL. They currently are owned by the Rooney family. The Steelers have has the pleasure of enlisting such greats as Terry Bradshaw, Mean Joe Greene, and Jerome Bettis, as well as not so greats like Bubby Brewster and Kordel Stewert (Shenley Park anyone?). They are fueled by Pamani Brothers sandwiches, Iron City Beer and Cower Power. In 2006 they will be winning one for the thumb.

...and Cleveland still sucks.

The Pittsburgh Steelers kicked Peyton Manning's ass back to Mississippi.

by shortsteeler January 20, 2006

steel pier amusment park

a shanty little amusement park in atlantic city new jersy. the worst place to work in the summer time do to the fact that the supervisers all fuck each other and inbreed

lil-liz-hay boris

boris-yes lil liz

lil-liz- lets inbreed and make another superviser

boris- hells yes let me get in that omega fat ass in this steel pier amusment park

by flizzz February 20, 2009

Steeler Nation Phony's

Similar, but not the same as, a typical bandwagon fan. Steeler Nation Phony's pride themselves on being "blue collar", but spend $500 on a ticket to the AFC championship game. These fans often are not from the Pittsburgh area, but after passing through the city on the high way, and due to the teams success and aura, they decide they are die hard Steelers fan.

Did you see all those Steeler Nation Phony's in the third row from UofPitt?

by Lamarr Woodley kills people. January 24, 2011

Steel Turd

A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.

*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.

Dude I had the biggest steel turd the other day when i dumped!

by cheezeball420 January 28, 2011

Steel City Sandwich

When two men put both of their dicks inside one single condom and then jerk off together.

Brian: Hey can I borrow a condom? My boyfriend wants to make a Steel City Sandwich tonight.

by Bgac724330 May 14, 2013

steel-wooling

Steel-Wooling is the act of rubbing your body hair (leg hair, arm hair, pubic hair etc.) against someone else's body, causing their skin to heat up and hurt (like being rubbed with steel wool).

Steel-wooling:
Jacinta: "Ow! Brad just steel-wooled me!"
Shaniqua: "Haha, you shouldn't have gotten near his legs! They're so hairy."

by tjmorse March 19, 2016