Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018

Starbucks

White peoples legal drug.
There is a dozen of Starbucks cafes in New York and Starbucks is also controlling the world.

Me: do you wanna go drink a coffee?

Will: yeah! I knew that Starbucks recently opened nearby. (Starbucks is everywhere)

by Helena ch February 22, 2018

Starbucks

A place for basik white bitchs to congregate and tawk about hot guys.

Basic White Bitch #1: "OMG let's go to Starbucks and talk about hot guys!!!"
Basic White Bitch #2: "Yasssss bitch."

by Waffle Housee May 16, 2018

Starbucks

Known for very expensive coffee, tends to put people in debt

"That was expensive... was that from Starbucks?"

by Tea-With-Sugar-And-Milk May 26, 2018

Starbucks Ass

A female that wears leggings to make her ass look bigger

She got a starbucks ass

by DLest June 17, 2018

Starbucks

Starbucks also known as the official coffee chain of the white people is a coffee chain that can basically be found anywhere near white people {most of the time the white people are rich}

Rich white person #1: hey its the fourth of July we should do something special

Rich white person #2: we should go somewhere patriotic
Rich white person#1: Starbucks it is

by brinnie_b June 18, 2018

Starbucks

A heaven for all white girls wanting attention on Snapchat, with a sticker saying "Good Morning" slapped on it.

Oh my fucking god I got a Starbucks coffee!

by BobIsBawb November 22, 2018