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an amazing cup that looks cool on the internet.
by usedbydispair April 22, 2024
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Stanley Cup

Its a big cup with two much hype. Its a 40Oz cup that got recalled because of a lead issue. It was originally made in the early 1900s and is now in common with mostly white women. They have a craze in the late 2023 early 2024.
Sarah: I got my new stanley cup!
Literally everyone: WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH GOD DAMN WATER
by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024
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by plato! February 25, 2024
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stanley cup

person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!

person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
by kaylakaakakakakakakoak0soj1qni February 28, 2024
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Stanley Murray

the kindest, funniest, caring, loving person i know. his heart is pure and his company is all i need in life to be happy, he's a beautiful beam of light that helps people find their way. i love Stanley so much and look up to him so much, even if he doesn’t know. i hope that he will forever be the sweet person he is and continue to grow into an amazing person. no matter what happens i prey that stanley gets everything he wants and wishes for in life, and that he’s happy, healthy and wealthy everyday. i don’t think ‘stan the man’ with ever know just how much i appreciate and adore him.

he’s the best big brother i could ask for.

i love you.
Stanley Murray is the most admirable person to walk the earth.
by 118777 March 29, 2024
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Stanley

Stanley is one of the most loyal people you will encounter in this life. Loyal, as well as, genuine, kind, and over all the all-in-one package! Stanley's are very protective of what and who they love. They will go to the worlds end in order to protect that of which they cherish. Stanley's are very in tune with their natural ability to feel emotions to the fullest.- And not just their own; Stanley's are very excellent at "feeling the room" and being able to defuse situations with ease and grace. Due to this capability, Stanley's would make fantastic mediators, or even very fare law makers. Stanley's are natural born emotional, but also mental chameleons. Mentally, they can adapt to any situation or environment you put them in. There is just no failing for the Stanley's. Lol. If a Stanley falls into your life's path, keep him. They're hugs are addicting, taste of their kisses are intoxicating, and energy emitt warmth that is better than the summer sun at high point. One simply cannot help but to fall in love. Especially when getting lost in the awe-struck magnificent eyes. Stanleys have the best eyes hands down! There is so much to say about Stanley's, but overall, they are, or very well could be, a perfect reason to get up ever morning and to try the day :) so never loose a Stanley. Keep them close <3
by BeccatheWrecka June 14, 2022
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Stanley

A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.
"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."

"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."
by King 13 July 1, 2022
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