Squishy Face Retard

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped

"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010

squash

To pop a squat. To take a shit. Disposing of bodily waste.

Cory squashed by a tree during practice.

by b stouff May 3, 2004

squash

Girlfriend or loved one.

Hey Gus, how's your squash?

by Angry Ape September 25, 2003

squash

A steaming turd that has a fairly soft yet firm texture.

Jimmy took a nice hot squash in the shower.

by Jaytard June 18, 2008

my squishy

jimmy a tall rich white guy who has some fat on him and yet

thats my squishy

jimmy i love you dont ever stop being my squishy ok take care god bless n bye bye

ALWAYZ
UR EMMA

by emma October 20, 2004

squishy_fun

11 year old boy who wets the bed.

Your mom is squishy_fun..

by Marklar January 30, 2005

squishy

Junkfood or any food that you can buy at a convience store.
Variants:
Nukable Squishy : junk food that you microwave.
Meat Squishy : hotdogs and nukable burrios.

Dude, who ate all the squishys?

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003