spanka dank

Spanka dank is something your creepy uncle will call you on your 13th birthday and keep calling you that for the rest of your life.

Hey, what's up spanka dank, want to go fishing later or catch a movie at 7.00pm?

by Casper Shier February 5, 2017

spank the pig

code for smoking weed
spank refers to the action (smoking)
Pig refers to the substance (weed)

You guys want to go spank the pig?
Man we spanked so much pig last night

by Elliot Newton123321 February 13, 2008

wake and spank

to masturbait as soon as you wake up

a wake and spank is quiet pleasurable every now and then

by brianfixxx September 28, 2008

I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.

"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"

by sexpixie June 22, 2008

Ninja Spank

The art of kicking, booting, or stomping on a females face when you have immense hate for her.

"Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night."

by Charles Dickenson June 12, 2006

Verbally Spanked

Meaning you have been verbally served with words.

Johnny:"You Have Been Verbally Spanked!"

by Justin Mic June 13, 2004

clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006