Mega Spoon

A huge dick of some sort.
or the ultimate spoon.

God bless, did you see the size of the kids mega spoon?

boy dont make me come over there and slap you with my mega spoon.

by BONIFIGLIO! February 10, 2009

The Spoon Reflection

when one looks at themselves in a spoon, and their reflection in the spoon looks exactly like another person.

"I looked in a spoon today and remarkably the reflection in of me in the spoon looked like a really weird looking friend of mine. I believe my friend has a case of 'The Spoon Reflection'!"

by OWJIEOWJE October 25, 2009

spoons rattling

A roasting position by the legendary god himself "Spongebob Squarepants", within the episode where spongeboob is a pioneer he begins to spoon rattle his big nosed partner Squidward.

Yo you just got into a spoons rattling off with Jay-z

by Young Young September 13, 2017

little spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")

see also meatball.

Jenna prefers to be little spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

Spoon cock

When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.

"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

chocolate spoon

Pullin' out of a chick's butt and then she licks the poo of your dick.

I totally chocolate spooned Nick Phibbs's mom!

by Milf Masta Clitface and MC Rd January 1, 2007

chutney spoon

The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?

by Cyberman the Tory July 22, 2009