Sploinky

A person who is just goofy as hell, mostly referring to cats.

Person 1: "Damn, your cat is so weird..."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's pretty sploinky"

by Nah Cuz December 30, 2024

Sploinging

(Sployn-ging)

Exceeding satisfaction; amazing.

Could even be pronounced “Sploingin.’”

“Dude, that party last night was Sploinging!”

by Woodchipsniffer March 9, 2025

sploink

a beautiful trans man that happens to be hairy

Person 1: oh shit look at that sploink hes really hot
Person 2: did you just make that up

by uziballitcher May 27, 2025

sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.

“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"

by shidfart November 11, 2025

sploink

putting something up your bum

i would sploink that

by brokenclock December 11, 2025

yoinky sploinky

when a girl has a real yoinky in her spolinky. a real spolinker. a real boyayoioioioing if you know what im sayin.

"now THATS whast i call a yoinky sploinky."

by flynncumdumpster69yoinky March 17, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky City

The City of vehicular manslaughter and warcrimes

Ayo you ready to go to Yoinky Sploinky City?

by Yoinky Sloinky and Georgisim March 22, 2022