purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.

by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006

Web slinger

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air

Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"

by james Venom August 21, 2006

big dick slinger

N. a total BAMF; an individual who possesses a large amount of swagger and is accomplished in the art of verbal jousting; especially pertaining to JV tennis players.
dick slinging

Bout ta doubble donut that fool like a big dick slinger!

Chris: how are you feeling?

bob: like a big dick slinger!

by urbanmyerurbanlegend December 19, 2011

Splunge

Splunge, there is really no other definition for it.

Slpunge is for Splunge

by CrankyWhoreBitchLickerAndEater January 17, 2004

Solinger

Half the population of the world.

This party has reached a Solinger status.

by caroL <3 October 6, 2003

Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

Yogurt Slinger

When a man/woman that still has a pp cums furiously while helicoptering his/her tiny cock

wtf Gerald why did you just do yogurt slinger all over my 5$ olive garden bread basket

by GErald the pretty person loL May 8, 2020