speed rub

When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.

Person 1: I am a speed rub WR holder of 15 seconds!

Person 2: I can do it in 6.

by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016

speed burglar

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar

by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

Speed Fap

What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.

by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017

speep fat

A hairy creature that lives in your basement that relies on eating your 3rd cats ballzach.

Person 1: yo i got a speep fat
Person 2: what

by Mr. HopperGaming January 30, 2020

Speeder

a fast spider.

Guy1:look a speeder
Guy2 let's get away while we still can

by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020

Speedy noodle

A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.

Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle

Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle

by Speedy noodle May 1, 2020

speepies

sleepy

sami is speepies

by okayreallycoolstuff January 17, 2021