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Far East Fire-Spitter

The act in which you stick an entire bottle of Sriracha in yo girl's pussy and squeeze it all out in her like a syringe, then proceed to give her head with the goal of going for 10 minutes without bursting into tears. But instead if you choose hit that shit, raw, nutting all up in her, you have completed the alternative, known as the "Korean Lava Creampie."
'Hey Tyler, I just gave Jane a Far East Fire-Spitter for 20 straight minutes last night without crying!' 'Oh yeah? Well last night I gave Heather a wicked Korean Lava Creampie!'
by DanBulk December 30, 2016
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Semi-Auto Corn Spitter

" Hey Wojo, you see that semi-auto corn spitter, id lick it "

" that ain't a dumpah, that's a semi-automatic corn spitter "
by cp0909 August 31, 2017
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Semi-Auto Corn Spitter

" Hey Wojo, you see that semi-auto corn spitter, id lick it "

" that ain't a dumpah, that's a semi-automatic corn spitter "
by cp0909 August 31, 2017
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Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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Franklin Ladder Splatter

Climb the ladder and lay on the ground and open your mouth for the poop splatter. First person to drop a bullseye or is the winner in this family fun game. Splat the shat in the center trying for the bulls EYE or shoot the shit in the mouth hole to win this game.

Directions 1) get a ladder. 2) Requires 2 or more people each rotating as the shooter and the receiver 3) 1 person lays at the base of the ladder while player 2 climbs the ladder to splat the shat in the bullseye of the player laying down on the ground. 4) first person to tap out or shoot the shit in the eye or mouth is the winner !!
William "Come one guys lets play Franklin Ladder Splatter its a family fun game and you can play it anywhere you go." Franklin " omg this is my favorite game , I plan on teaching the family at Christmas gathering!"
by mjp9348 May 11, 2021
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scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.
1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."
by Timmy™ August 29, 2006
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Clayton spitter

This where a woman lets a guy cum in her mouth, then without the males knowledge, doesnt swallow instead spitting the residue into his mouth.
Typically done as a revenge tactic.
I was with this guy and he cheated on me so i gave him a Clayton Spitter and told him to get lost.
by Peachy_leigh August 5, 2007
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