Soggy Biscuit 

A Party style game using several different players. One person takes a biscuit and places it for all to see. The objective of this game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the biscuit before the other players. The last player to cum on said biscuit loses. The Loser Eats the Biscuit

Johnny taught his friends to play soggy biscuit but lost and had to eat the biscuit.

Soggy Biscuit by Hunter.6.0 January 21, 2015

Soggy Muffing 

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass

"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"

Soggy Muffing by phillipejosecarlosludacrispabl April 25, 2010

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

soggy carpet by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Soggy Sal 

A wet finger in the coin slot.

Watch your coin slot - soggy sal's in town!

Soggy Sal by djfantasy July 4, 2011

Soggy Smurf Delight 

Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.

Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.

Soggy Smurf Delight by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011

Soggy Yankee Yank 

A common gesture performed by the majority of American males upon exiting a body of water whereby the male tugs at his crotch, introducing air into his swim suit, thus obscuring both the size and shape of his penis. Some members of other cultures believe it is a reflection of the general tendancy of US males to hide their true merit and rely on smoke and mirrors to create a misleading or inflated impression.

Concerned that his penis was smaller than the other men, the self-conscious American swimmer performed a Soggy Yankee Yank as he exited the pool.

Soggy Yankee Yank by opticnrv September 8, 2013

soggy bacon 

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

soggy bacon by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014